Dick Cheney Goes Hunting.
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Dick Cheney went on a hunting trip yesterday, and ended up shooting a lawyer in the face. Harry Whittington from Austin Texas was out hunting quail with the Vice President, when Dick accidentally (he claims) shot Whittington in the face. Reports so far are that he is going to be alright, but we will keep you posted. The shooting happened Saturday at a ranch near Chorpus Chirsti, but was not reported to the media until the next day. Probably because they needed time to get the story straight and maybe for Cheney to come down on whatever concoction of booze/pills/speed/ he was on. According to The ownber of the ranch Cheney was about 30 yards away when he blasted Whittington with a 28 gauge shotgun. Of course people are already covering for Lord Darth, Armstrong is claiming that Whittington came up from behind and did not announce himself, so Cheney let him have it. Whittington who has been in private practice in Texas since 1950 was named to a number of state boards by then Governor George W. Bush, including the Texas Funeral Commission.
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At least we know it wasn't due to a flashback from Vietnam.
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