Au contraire
Posted in Main Blog (All Posts) on October 21st, 2010 4:47 am by HL
Au contraire
Glenn Beck finds it hard to believe that people evolved — the Angel Moroni told him so, fourth-hand.
On his radio-show — as opposed to his George Soros-centric televised one (he’s both liberal and [whispers] Jewish, unlike those nice Koch brothers)– Glenn Beck went for the erroneous and passé* (I know, it’s so unlike him):
“I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”
For those of you keeping score about Beck; that’s decoding mysterious gold tablets with your magic hat, Native Americans as lost tribe of Israel, and Jesus’ farewell tour of North America all totally true — but evolution totally false.
But really, no half-human half-monkees ever seen?
Truly the greatest dance sequence since this.
*and also truly the oldest of tropes, humans and other primates share a common ancestry — just like Glenn Beck and Juan Williams now share a common benefactor, Australopithecus Rupertus.