Late, Late Night FDL: We Didn’t Start The Fire
Posted in Main Blog (All Posts) on November 9th, 2010 5:48 am by HL
Late, Late Night FDL: We Didn’t Start The Fire
We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel
We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel
What would the lyrics be if Billy updated it…?
What’s on your mind tonite…?
Rage-cation
Someone who had way too much time on their hands, now deservedly has more.
You may remember, whether you’d like to or not, the story of Andrew Shirvell the assistant Michigan AG who decided to spend his free (and other) time stalking, abusing, and harassing a gay University of Michigan student. Well, Mr. Shirvell has finally been fired.
So now he can devote more time to being an asshole. Roger Ailes be must phoning, texting, faxing, and emailing his tiny, overworked, little heart out to add him as a FoxNews All-Star.
So we better keep him busy.
Perhaps he could be hired as a ballot counter in Alaska and proclaim “Murkowski” is the Inuit word for “Lizard People”?
Maybe he can travel the globe and declare whose Jesus is bigger than another’s Jesus (America ironically ineligible through Act of God).
He’s young enough to enlist in the military, and pathetically able to serve openly while being an asshole.
Or course the Taliban (non-American branch) is hiring.