The Hollywood Liberal

Ah yes, another day in America, and you know what that means, another Gay Republican Hypocrite has been outed. I don’t know if I ever mentioned it or now but ALL CONS ARE GAY. Well maybe not all. There might be one or two out there that are straight. But the other 99% Gay. The more they fight against gay marriage, and pretend to be straight, the more likely it is they are gay. What kind of sick mind does it take to denounce homosexuality, when you are one. That is the worst kind of self hatred there is, and anyone who hates themselves that badly should not be in Government. If you hate yourself that badly, how will you feel about us? I guess Republicans are more concerned with getting rich, then in living any kind of honest or truthful life. How else can you explain how so many of them get caught being gay. Its like the Frank Zappa song from long ago. “You Are What You Is,” So all you gay Republicans out there Leave office, come out of the closet, and head over to the West Village, or Tenderloin, hit a gay bar, put on some leather chaps, and dance with the boys to YMCA, you will be much happier, and the nation will be so much better off without all you Republicans in the closet. No wonder you are all such bad Government leaders. By the way according to reports it’s been well known amongst Closeted Gay Republicans that Larry Craig has been a Sexual Predator going all the way back to 1982 when he tried to boink a Senate Page, but no one said anything. Why would they, when they are all doing the same thing.

Ok heres todays installment of Gay Republican Hypocrite News.

The Nation — Republican Idaho Senator Larry Craig is the latest Conflicted Conservative in Crisis to be caught with his pants down. According to Roll Call , Craig was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport by a plainclothes police officer investigating lewd conduct complaints in a men’s public restroom. He pled guilty to the misdemeanor crime he was charged with.

Craig has faced pointed rumors of same-sex affairs in the past. Craig responded to these allegations with strident denials. Now, as details of Craig’s recent arrest emerge, he looks increasingly cock-eyed, so to speak.

This story would not matter if Craig had never used his position to advance the Republican Party’s officially homophobic agenda. But he has. Over and over. In November, 2006, Craig flamboyantly endorsed Idaho’s successful anti-gay constitutional amendment, HJR 2, which banned gay marriage, civil unions and domestic partnerships in his state. Pam Spaulding has more background on Craig’s anti-gay voting record here.

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