Karl Rove Gets Beaten Up By a Bunch of Girls
Posted in H.L. News, Main Blog (All Posts) on April 22nd, 2007 7:00 pm by HL
Karl Rove Gets Thrown Under the Stop Global Warming Bus
Huffington Post
Excerpt
We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.
We reminded the senior White House advisor that the US leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country.
We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results are in (www.IPCC.ch). Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China’s lead?)
At some point during his ramblings, we became heartbroken to think that the President of the United States and his top advisers have partially built a career on global warming not being real. We have been telling college students across the country for the past two weeks that government does not change until people demand it… well, listen up folks, everyone had better get a lot louder because the message clearly is not getting through.
In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, “Don’t touch me.” How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, “You can’t speak to us like that, you work for us.” Karl then quipped, “I don’t work for you, I work for the American people.” To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, “We are the American people.”
HL’s Take
Karl Rove is not used to being touched by girls. He must have really freaked out. It must have seemed so “gay” to him.
Its OK thought there will be plenty of time for him to be touched by lots of guys in prison. He has afterall committed treason many times.
April 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 am
first off what we are looking at today was talked about in the bible all you have to is read it. That the earth is warming up is a fact,and we are not helping it one bit, but if we could, we could not stop it. at least not with out killing off all life. We need to look at a number of things before we blame any one thing. first. look at all the pavement and concrete that we walk or drive on, all this helps to keep the heat in, thus changing the climate alittle. an other thing that may be changing the climate is the farmers that are irrigating the dessert,put all that humity in the air and will change the climate. We are screwing with mother earth and she don’t like it. Now don’t get wrong i am not saying this is the only cause, our greed for industry has a impact as well. we also have to look at the population of the earth. we have alot more bodies generating heat than in 1970. this is not a simple problem with simple answers. Personaly i just don’t see how we can ever stop it. we might slow it down, but i doubt it. In the mean time it will be a billion $ industry. like the war on drugs, the goverment makes too much money off it. so they talk big but do little. why kill a cash cow???????.The only answer is in the bible read rev. on the end times. Than take a look at the weather, and wars. Don’t read into it just read it for what i says
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 am
The superficial triangle: the political brain who tortures helpless animals and holds Washington’s most secretive stamp collection, the leatherclad 20some poser mediocre talent and the ‘do as i say not as i do’ environmentalist who personally damages the environment more than a Boeing 737. This is what passes for news controversy now. Damn I miss Imus.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Ever take a hard look at Karl Rove? Don’t you think it’s time for him to pupate?