Going on Vacation? Stay Out of Florida!
Posted in H.L. News, Main Blog (All Posts) on January 8th, 2007 2:44 pm by HL
Did you know that in Florida it is legal to shoot someone if you feel threatened by them in anyway at all. If someone does not like the way you look at them (even if he just thinks you are looking at him) He is legally allowed to shoot and kill you. Will someone do me a favor and just blow that place off the damn map already. What a bunch of F**king Rednecks.
Welcome to Florida! Wish You Weren’t Shot!
The Gun Guys
Excerpt
You’ll have to be careful heading down to Florida nowadays. After the “deadly force” bill passed there last year, it’s now legal for anyone to shoot you first if they at all feel threatened. Look at someone the wrong way? Take some lead home with you from your vacation!
And bless their souls, the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence is taking it upon themselves to warn tourists to watch their fanny packs.
Enter Florida at your own risk. That’s the message supporters of gun control are sending in an ad campaign designed to warn visitors about Florida’s new law allowing victims to shoot first in self-defense without fear of prosecution.
H.L.s Take:
The south half of Florida is mostly made up of New Yorkers who got tired of the winter. (If they had waited a little longer they wouldn’t have had to bother leaving for the weather since it now gets up into the seventies in January in the Northeast) and high real estate prices. The North half of the state consists of the capital, Tallahassee, and a bunch of dumb ass toothless rednecks. These are the people who steal elections for the Bush’s every 4 years and hide in their houses with a shotgun in thier lap every night in fear. Stay out of that alligator infested swamp, which will be the first to go under water when global warming kicks in completly. Let them shoot it out amongst themselves.
