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Anyone who didn’t see this coming wasn’t paying attention.

Karr won’t be charged over JonBenet: TV

AP
Excerpt
BOULDER, Colo. (Reuters) – Colorado prosecutors won’t charge schoolteacher John Mark Karr with the murder of 6-year-old JonBenet Ramsey after tests showed his DNA does not match DNA found in her underwear, two local TV stations reported on Monday.
Denver’s KUSA and KCBS both cited unnamed sources close to the investigation in the reports, which came just hours before Karr, 41, was due for his first Colorado court appearance.
Amid skepticism over Karr’s claims to have been with the former Little Miss Colorado when she died, legal experts said that it would be difficult to bring the case to trial without a DNA match.

H.L.s Take
This story broke the day after a judge ordered Bush to stop the illegal spying on U.S. Citizens without warrants. It should have been a big story in the mainstream media. Bush slapped down by the courts. The 4th Amendment is still in effect. But suddenly out of nowhere some kook is being charged with murder in the most sensationalistic murder case in the last 10 years. There is just one problem though, all the evidence points to the fact that he didn’t do it. His family said they have Christmas pictures of him in another city when the murders took place. But does the media bother to check any of this out, hell no. They just (once again) run with the story knowing it is wrong. The whole thing was a Karl Rove plot to get Bush out of the papers for a few days. Karr must have taken Roves offer to get out of having to do time in Thailand for whatever he did over there. He also got to be a celebrity for a couple of weeks, so what the hell. And what is it about Colorado? There must be some republican D.A.s over there who want so bad to curry favor with GOP bigwigs and have their names in the paper that they are willing to make themselves look bad to do it. Another instance where Bush conveniently got out of the papers at a bad time was when the whole Kobe Bryant “rape” case took place. Everyone knew that it would never go to trial but the press was all over that so hard there was no time to talk about anything else.
I never bothered to mention this case on the blog because I knew the whole thing was a sham. I’m just surprised they didn’t take him to trial anyway, just to have another 6 months of press headlines.

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Wish I would have thought of this…

Historians Demote Bush to “Dwarf President”

Satrical Political Report

Excerpt:

In a move heavily anticipated for the last five years, the National Academy of Historians has ratified what had been generally accepted knowledge, and officially demoted George W. Bush to status of “Dwarf President.”
Although Bush stands over six feet tall, both the microscopic size of his brain, and his total lack of any gravitas, immediately disqualified him from the definition of a full-fledged President.

H.L.s Take: Bush is Indeed The Pluto of Presidents. He is out there.

Get ready for some really trippy music with Pink Floyd. This is from Floyd’s movie “Live at Pompeii”, it was shot in 1971, right before they became huge. I saw these guys live on February 27, 1980 at Nassau Coliseum on Long Island. They performed “The Wall” in one of only 10 shows on the entire tour. 5 in NY, and 5 in L.A. (we will be featuring some footage from those shows on a later Saturday Night Concert.) OK twist one up, turn on the black lights, drop it if you got it, and get ready for some Pink Floyd.

Allen’s “Macaca” Mess Hurting Bid For Re-Election

Jabbs
Excerpt
Not surprisingly, Allen’s campaign manager, Dick Wadhams, is trying to rally the troops behind Allen, and against what Wadhams perceives as a mass effort to vilify Allen “in a desperate attempt to revive a campaign that was fast-sinking – the Webb campaign.”
(Note: Wadhams’ memo came two days before the SurveyUSA poll.)
As the folks at MyDD.com point out: Wadhams “blames the media, pundits, Democrats, liberal groups, and Moveon.org for Allen’s racist gaffe. He says that it’s the Democrats that are playing the race card. The only person who isn’t to blame, in fact, is saintly George Allen.”
Virginians apparently aren’t buying that script, no matter how hard Allen’s conservative friends scream it from the rafters

H.L.s Take
Republicans built their party on racism. Thats how they took the south away from Democrats many years ago. They usually speak in ways that deliver the subtext. “We hate niggers, we can’t say we hate niggers, but you know we do, and we know you do, so vote for us.” But every now and then one slips and shows his true feelings. Then of course the next step is to blame the “Librul Media” If you don’t think people still think this way, check the discussion forums on any Yahoo story that has anything to do with race, or black people. They say that racism is learned from your environment. I wonder of Allens father felt the same way about all the black football players he was the head coach of on The Washington Redskins.

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Its been what? 2 weeks now, and those “Terrorists” in London still have not been charged with a crime. A panic has swept the worlds airports as a whole bunch of new security measures are put in place. Do you feel safer yet? Well here is a story that might put your mind at ease.

Mass murder in the skies: was the plot feasible? Let’s whip up some TATP and find out

U.K. Register
Excerpt:
‘According to the official government story, TATP (triacetone triperoxide) was the explosive
these conspirators were planning to manufacture aboard the airliners… The peroxide and acetone can be pre-mixed, but the acid must be added, a drop at a time, while continuously stirring it and keeping it continuously chilled. This step of the process will take several hours, during which the fumes given off will be substantial and quite overpowering, thus a lab-quality air evacuation system is required…
One then must let the resulting solution stand for an extended period at temperatures
above the freezing point, but definitely below 50 degrees Fahrenheit… The time required for
completion is at least 24 hours and often several days… There is neither the time, the workspace nor the other materials required to make TATP on an airliner. The time required, the temperatures required, the workspace required and the need to dry the chemical prior to use preclude this story being reasonable…'”

H.L.s Take:
Ok so why then, is our government, and the government of England, doing this if the plot to bomb airlines with liquid chemicals is bunk. (Don’t forget these “terrorist” were not at the airport trying to board a plane with the ingredients packed in a carry on satchel when they were arrested, They were at home. So maybe they might have discussed possiby trying to blow jets out of the sky with an impossible to do scheme, or maybe not.) So what are Bush, and Blair up to? Could it be this???

Airline Insanity Merely A Beta Test For Police State Caste System

Prison Planet.
Excerpt:
Escalating security measures, body scans, lie detector tests and behavior analysis now being forced upon unwitting human livestock passing through airports are the first stage of an agenda to create a two tier caste system whereby only government authorized citizens will be able to travel and everyone will be subject to intense airport style harassment on city streets.

Just when we thought airline security was starting to become rational again five years after September 11, one carefully timed PR scam has reversed all that and travelers are again treated worse than cattle as they are shoved around airports, treated as criminals and barked at by poorly trained screeners on little Hitler power trips.
The agenda is clearly to maintain a state of alert and panic until such a time that reverting back to ‘normal’ and ‘reasoned’ security measures is forgotten – the new normal becomes the insane and displaying any traits of disobedience to authority figures is taken as a sign of terrorism

Ann Coulter being interviewed on her own network Fox News, claims that Osama Bin Laden is irrelevant, and “Things are going swimmingly in Afghanistan”, when she is confronted on her answer by the guest host who replaced the usually wimpy Allen Colmes, Coulter realizing that she might actually have to back up what she says for once, gets all panicky and storms off the set right in the middle of the segment. Check it out.

H.L.s Take: Ann Coulter is irrelevant. I don’t even like mentioning her on this site, but she is such an uberbitch, and such an easy target I can’t resist.

Whats happeneing? I have a job interview this morning. Its at a place I have interviewed at before without hearing back. This seems to be another thing for employers to do these days just to mess with people, keep bringing them back for more interviews and still not hire anyone. There is one company that I went on and interview with 4 different times, then was told by the human resources person that my resume was on top of the pile and it “looked good.” Then when I call back a week later because I haven’t heard anything they tell me “Oh we decided not to hire anyone for now.”……..Ooops never mind, the phone just rang, and it was the guy I was supposed to go see for the interview. Seems he can’t make it. Nice of him to call and let me know 90 minutes before the meeting. Most places would have let me come all the way in there and then told me to forgetaboutit. The interview has been rescheduled for Monday at 10:30. Hope the guy can make it. Ok now I can spend the day bringing you the best bush bashing stories and comics. The site production has been slow lately because I am spending more time looking for work. I am so F**king broke. Look for a new comic later today, I think I will call it “Hey, Yo Rocky” See you then.

Bush Still Not Listening on Iraq.

See Master of Disaster Pt. 1