The “Put up Or Shut up Challenge”
Posted in Email, Main Blog (All Posts) on August 11th, 2006 1:16 pm by HL
From: RG from Pixwit
The Pixwit’s “Put Up or Shut Up” Challenge
(For Real! You can bet your Bible on it! Please.)
Yes, such is the Pixwit’s faith that he is inspired to bet $1,000,000 (U.S.) that neither the Rapture nor the Second Coming of Jesus Christ will happen within the next three years . . .
Place your bets Here
H.L. Respongs
RG, Great work, don’t forget to send me 10% of whatever bets that come in through my site.
H.L.
August 11th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Hmm, another wager? H.L., I’ll be glad to make a side bet that not a one of those evangelical loudmouths are gonna risk their loot.
August 11th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .
I dont think those two particular things are going to happen. But If I WAS to take that bet and the walls came crumbling down along with floods and earth quakes and cities round the globe ha ha ha ha ha ha !! And in the next three years God came climbing down from the bean stalk. Is dude gonna be able to pay me???? ha ha ha ha ha . If Jesus is kicking ass and wacking souls and stealing hearts ha ha ha ha ha ha what makes dude think he can run into a BANK while he is dodging the meteors and dragons???? ha ha ha ha ha ha I could not collect my 1 million dollars! No titty bars or fridaynight football games!! ha ha ha ha
That is loose loose bet! I would not want to root for the end of time just because I did not have a million dollars ha ha ha ha ha ! Nor could I collect if the end of time did come!! G***am!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha
August 11th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Bucky Boy, get thee to a Bible . . . or one of them Left Behind books. After the Rupture when all them Jesusites get zapped outta their clothes, there’ll be plenty of time for the Pixwit to take his money outta escrow and pay up. The Tribulation won’t get really sticky till the Anti-Christ gets his bearings . . . and even the Anti-Christ will keep the trains running (and the banks).
August 11th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
While Im shining my SKS assault rifiles, and doing a INVENTORY count on my 30 rd clips I will keep that in mind. Tell the Pittytwix to keep that bet on hold! Hell, why not? I mean, if the Mullah-bearded Rosy palmed religon says VIRGINS await in heaven if you kill jews and Americans. Then the bet could stand for a little while. Let a few things in the news change. Let me see some more dramatics! Let Iran, or Russia do something. I might take that bet later. Stick around! If money is still worth any thing. If god does comeback. Or the tribulation occures and I can still get my money. If money aint worth nothing, Im gonna give the pittytwix one million dollars worth of ass kicking. One million slaps across the face for each dollar he screwed me on. I mean, the seven horsemen riding in from hell are going be jealous of me! I love the sound of my 30 rd clips……….Its a rush from hell!!!
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa !
It aint nothing nice!!!!!
August 11th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Ouch, Bucky! Keep your dumb-dumbs in yer jock strap. The Pixwit ain’t payin’ out for no mundane secular Armageddon. The Pixwit is quite confident, thankyou, that your garden variety humans (whatever their religious delusion) plus some nasty man-made technology are more than sufficient to the task of ending the world as we know it.
No, Bucky, yer gonna have to be seein’ CNN showing either all kindsa empty underwear lyin’ about from the Rupturin’ of the born-agin or ol’ JC Hisself on Larry King talkin’ bout what it was like gettin’ an invite to the White House from His favorite political-philosophy student before the Pixwit coughs up.
August 12th, 2006 at 5:34 am
He would be coughing and choking cuzz! Coughing and CHOKING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …………I wonder what snake head fish darwin dilldoe folks evolved from??? Just let some things change. Keep that bet around for a little while. The end of time aint comming until later! All the evangelist will be here with the rest of us. It looks as though wwIII is starting to go down. I dont give a rats ass who is right! I aint no big religous buff. Nor do I think Darwinians mean a damn thing . I genuinely dont care. All I care about is me, my family, and the USA. Which allowes me to think of me even more! ha ha ha ha. And, if the war on terror means the end of time it just means the end of time dont it?? If the war on terror dont mean the end of time, thats just more time to continue the war on terror aint it ?? You can keep your used jock strap, or give it to the PITTYTWIX . That way the pittytwix will have ! 1 million dollars plus a used jock strap!
August 12th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
. . . the Pixwit rests his case 🙂