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Go to The Hollywood Liberal's Main Page. Get Your H.L. T-Shirts. Visit The Store for info. December 9, 2004. Hey everyone, so after many many hours, the Image Archive is now up and running. It contains every picture, and image that we have used on the site since day 1. This is not to be confused with the Photo Gallery, which is a collection of pictures mostly taken by me. Have a look. I am still working on the smaller file versions of the HLTV segments. stay tuned. Now for the News. And don't forget to check you Homeland Security Horoscope, at the bottom of todays postings. Swami Tom, knows your Future The Toronto Star U.S. media still hiding bad news from AmericansThis is a good article about how the US Press, are all just a bunch of paid whores for The New World Order Colonel David M. Hackworth US Army (Ret.) Uncle Sam Wants Your Kids Now!Bush says it won't happen, but who believes him? Remember when life in America was like this, It wasn't that long ago Financial Times Austrailia's unemployment at 30-year lowThe Independent US soldiers would kill civilians, says MarineOf course they would, when the leadership has no Morality, of course the followers will follow the example Ohio News Network Former US Congressman JailedHe was trying to bring attention to the Voting fraud story Your Homeland Security HoroscopeMemo: U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, in consultation with the nation's top astrological experts, today issued the following Risk Assessment Horoscope: ARIES (March 21-April 19) Use common sense when dealing with a grave and gathering menace. Consensual physical affection with a loved one can temporarily numb the haunting specter of imminent mayhem. The future is guardedly bright. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Good day to assess your surroundings for vulnerabilities and take protective measures to mitigate them. Don't let emotion cloud your judgment on severing ties with a relative who may be a security risk. Be wary of unfamiliar smiles. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Monitor your transportation systems to insure readiness in the event of an evening terrorist incursion. Making an obscene gesture in traffic could lead to an unwanted gunshot wound. Vary your daily routine. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Be patient if a loved one's fear of nuclear annihilation causes him or her to question your preparedness. Biweekly drills help you familiarize family personnel with your emergency response plan. Stock up on duct tape. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) A breathtaking sunrise reminds you the end could come before dusk. Coordinate your personal security efforts with local emergency personnel and law enforcement agencies. Do not let your identity fall into enemy hands. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Seek creative new ways to disguise your attractiveness as a potential terrorist target. Be sure to exercise appropriate precautions in the event of an unexpected romantic encounter. Avoid naked aggression. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Redirect your personal resources to give priority to critical emergency needs. Treating yourself to a canister of pepper spray can add zest to your paranoia. Turn your stress about man's inherent capacity for evil into positive energy. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The threat of media chatter is heightened today. Follow established protocols when dealing with the rhetoric of swarthy political extremists. News reports of possible terrorist activity may be inaccurate or exaggerated. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Think twice before utilizing free speech to criticize the government. Sacrificing a few civil liberties will help the shadowy forces protect you. Limit your contact with those who exhibit an unkempt appearance or beady eyes. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) A moment of serenity will likely be dashed by a sudden heightening of tension. Promptly report any suspicious individuals or activity to the Department of Homeland Security. Vigilance is next to godliness. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Going somewhere you've never been could be asking for trouble. Restrict access to your home and work environments to essential personnel only. Don't succumb to a panic attack: Today's threat level for apocalyptic doom is LOW. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Undertake further refinement of household protective measures within the context of current threat information. Unnecessary friendliness could cause unforeseen complications. Fortify your perimeter. Gotta roll, see you all tomorrow To see all of the Issues. Go to our Back Issues Page |