Complete Convention Coverage

Read all about my trip to NYC for The Republican Convention, including the epic story

H.L.Does Time

November 3, 2004.

God Help Us Now

Kerry Concedes

Like Gore, He never planned on winning. The Skull and Bones fix was in from the start and a nation gets hoodwinked again

AP: Bush Wins Race As Kerry Concedes

I was in the middle of the whole frenzy last night. I had Air America Radio streaming, I was in the Bartcop live chatroom with 100 other pundits, and prognosticators, I had the TV going, and I was trying to post to the site. When all of a sudden in the middle of it all, my cable goes out. I have no TV or AM radio reception so I must have Cable. I felt like a caveman in the dark. When I wake up this morning, the cable is back, and we've been screwed. Once again. Retarded Assholes who couldnt read a fucking childs book, or have an independant thought get to decide how the people from California, NY, and New England, get to be screwed over for another 4 years. So I guess I won't be getting any health insurance, or a full time job, anytime soon. Thanks guys. More later. H.L.

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