The Hollywood Liberal

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So I was away from the news for one day and it seems John Kerry tried to tell some joke and botched it, and now there is an outcry from republicans and all kinds of negative press. Perfect timing John. Was this done on purpose so Kerry could once again help out Skull and Bones brother Bush…just like he did when he refused to contest the election. Kerry seems to be the best weapon the republicans have, and he wants us to nominate him to run for President again.
Never John…Never

Torture Boy will love this one, I’m sure he approved it.

An Abu Ghraib Offender Heads Back to Iraq

Time
A military dog handler convicted for his role in the prisoner abuse scandal has been ordered back to help train the country’s police

Excerpt:
As if the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal weren’t bad enough for America’s image in the Middle East, now it may appear to much of the world that one of the men implicated in the scandal is returning to the scene of the crime.

The U.S. military tells TIME that one of the soldiers convicted for his role in Abu Ghraib, having served his sentence, has just been sent back to serve in Iraq.

Sgt. Santos Cardona, 32, a military policeman from Fullerton, Calif., served in 2003 and 2004 at Abu Ghraib as a military dog handler. After pictures of Cardona using the animal to threaten Iraqis were made public, he was convicted in May of dereliction of duty and aggravated assault, the equivalent of a felony in the U.S. civilian justice system. The prosecution demanded prison time, but a military judge instead imposed a fine and reduction in rank. Though Cardona was not put behind bars, he was also required to serve 90 days of hard labor at Ft. Bragg, N.C

H.L.s Take:
And why not? The U.S. is all about Torture now. Might as well send in the most sadistic we have to make sure the job gets done right.

Breaking News:
Now it seems as if he is Not Going. Apparently they were worried about HIS safety. Damn I was already planning out the next H.L. Comic, “Torture Training” maybe I’ll do it anyway and work in that angle.

Join the Sierra Club in defeating Richard Pombo. In addition to being against stem cell research he is also the leading anti-environment politician in the nation. He wants to pollute your air and water so oil companies can make another Billion this month.

Defeat Pombo Days of Action!

Sierra Club
Excerpt:
Richard Pombo is one of the most anti-environmental representatives ever to serve in Congress. He entered the House with a stated goal of unraveling the wildlife protections of the Endangered Species Act and supporting a radical vision of property rights that undermines environmental laws and enriches polluters and developers. He aligned himself with the most extreme and members of the House Republican leadership. He is the largest California recipient of money from the convicted lobbyist- felon Jack Abramoff and the clients he defrauded, and owes his Resources Committee chairmanship to his close association with disgraced former Republican leader Tom DeLay.

H.L.s Take:
They are having a get out the vote drive in the 11th district, which is in the San Francisco bay area. Word has it that they will be going around educating constituents about Pombo. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are scheduled to be there. So if you live in the 11th, you might get a knock on your door from Ben and Jen tomorrow.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to church…..

Evangelist steps down amid gay sex claim

AP
Excerpt:
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – A leading evangelist and outspoken opponent of gay marriage has given up his post as president of the National Association of Evangelicals while a church panel investigates allegations he paid a man for sex. Haggard, a married father of five, denied the allegations, but the acting pastor of his church later said that Haggard had acknowledged some of the accusations were true.

Heres what Ted Haggard thinks about himself and other Homosexuals…Oh those self loathing republicans, they are miserable so they have to make us all miserable. You gotta see this

H.L.s Take:
Ok so we got, Prostitution, gay prostitution, outright lying, and we won’t even get into the hyprocricy of yet another rabid anti-gay, Homosexual Republican posing as a straight up kind of guy. So when is that next family values lecture?? Once again it’s all about money, they sell their soul, and buy some hairy ass, and pretend they are upright god fearing christians because those midwestern conservatives and the republican party will make them rich if they just deny who they are. This guy should have moved to San Francisco, or the west village when he was 18. He would have been much better off.