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Historians Demote Bush to “Dwarf President”

Posted in H.L. News, Main Blog (All Posts) on August 27th, 2006 5:45 am by HL

Wish I would have thought of this…

Historians Demote Bush to “Dwarf President”

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In a move heavily anticipated for the last five years, the National Academy of Historians has ratified what had been generally accepted knowledge, and officially demoted George W. Bush to status of “Dwarf President.”
Although Bush stands over six feet tall, both the microscopic size of his brain, and his total lack of any gravitas, immediately disqualified him from the definition of a full-fledged President.

H.L.s Take: Bush is Indeed The Pluto of Presidents. He is out there.

One Response to “Historians Demote Bush to “Dwarf President””

  1. Buzz Says:

    He must have grown a couple inches. When I met him we looked eye to eye and I am only 5’10. Must have gotten some good lifts in his shoes since then or something.