Posted in H.L. News, Main Blog (All Posts) on August 27th, 2006 5:45 am by HL
Satrical Political Report
In a move heavily anticipated for the last five years, the National Academy of Historians has ratified what had been generally accepted knowledge, and officially demoted George W. Bush to status of â€œDwarf President.â€
Although Bush stands over six feet tall, both the microscopic size of his brain, and his total lack of any gravitas, immediately disqualified him from the definition of a full-fledged President.
H.L.s Take: Bush is Indeed The Pluto of Presidents. He is out there.