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May 26, 2005.
Kids look for the Bush on his plane Air Force one
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Joe Bageant

Free People Do Bad Things

A while back there was a wrestling promotion campaign in which young children were encouraged to attend local wrestling bringing weapons of their own creation. The weapons would later be used in the ring. One small boy returned with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Asked about the wisdom of encouraging the child to create such brutal weapons, the kid's father appeared dumbfounded: "This is just entertainment! It's fun!"

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AP

Rumsfeld Laments Global Reach of War News

Excerpt: Rumsfeld didn't delve deeply into specifics in his brief talk with members of the civic group. But in the recent past, news outlets have broadcast messages from terrorist groups, or reported stories that have fueled rage against Americans in the Muslim world.
H.L.s Take:Of course no one mentions that the stories are true. So they don't care about, torture and abuse, they just need to find ways from keeping it out of the news, seems like they are doing a pretty good job.


Heres an audio clip of Bush Talking about how he uses the Goebbels of repeating a lie often enough to make people believe it.

What Really Happened

Democrats Hope to Delay Vote on Bolton

H.L.s Take: The Nazi's would be proud Boy George.


President Bush kisses a baby, parents look on


AP

Democrats Hope to Delay Vote on Bolton

Excerpt: "John Bolton did not tell the truth to the Foreign Relations Committee," on several points, Boxer alleged. "If nothing else I've said matters ... you ought to care about telling the truth to a committee of the United States Senate," Boxer told other senators. "We have it chapter and verse. We have it cold here."
H.L.s Take: Lets see which "Democrats" vote for Bolton, when he is confirmed. We will have a list of the traitors here as soon as it happens.


AP

Dems, Jackson to Pay $200,000 in Fines

Excerpt: WASHINGTON - The Democratic Party, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and two groups associated with the civil rights activist have agreed to pay a total of $200,000 in civil fines for campaign finance violations in the 2000 elections.
H.L.s Take:The Republicans steal the election, and the Democrats have to pay a 200G fine for Campaign Violations. The Democrats are the biggest bunch of wimp, loser, suck monkeys in American History.



The winner is Iraq, Bush and Rice pick new war lotto winner


AP

Voters Group: Fla. Audit Shows Problems

Excerpt: MIAMI - A voters' rights group said Wednesday its audit of November's presidential election ballots in Miami-Dade County showed counting problems and an unintentional but worrisome instance of a number of votes being counted three times.
H.L.s Take:Gee, I wonder which monkey got votes counted 3 times. The bastard stole the election twice, while Democrats in congress sat back and counted their money. Now Bush's approval rating is at 40%, and the country is going down the tubes. They are all laughing at us.


AP

Murder Charges Dropped Against Marine

Excerpt: The decision to drop the charges was made by Maj. Gen. Richard Huck, commander of the 2nd Marine Division based at Camp Lejeune. The move ends the prosecution of Pantano, a former Wall Street trader who rejoined the Marines after the Sept. 11 attacks.
H.L.s Take:Nice that one General gets to decide who gets charged with murder. I bet he charges a lot of soliders with murder, when they shoot them until they stop moving, (i.e. 60 times.) Also what about this guy Pantano, he was a Wall street trader, who quit to go to Iraq, sounds to me like the guy was hot to kill some Haji's for fun.


George Bush in drag, what a gay lord


Working for Change

Molly Ivins: Irony Overflowing

Excerpt: Liberals for the filibuster; conservatives against it -- hilarious. Pentagon loses track of more than $1 trillion, and the Army can't find 56 airplanes, 32 tanks and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units. Not to mention Osama bin Laden. And more:
H.L.s Take:Theres lots of Irony when 49% of Amercians are too dumb to know what Irony means.


Raw Story

Rep. who filed successful ethics complaint against DeLay says 'web is getting bigger'

Excerpt: The former Democratic congressman who filed a successful ethics complaint against House Majority Tom DeLay (R-TX) last year told RAW STORY the ruling against a DeLay political action committee is a sign that DeLays case for innocence is hemorrhaging Today, a judge ruled that the treasurer of DeLays political action committee must return $200,000 in illegally collected corporate campaign contributions.
H.L.s Take:Looks like old Tom is going to be the fall guy for everything. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


Bush meets with family to discuss sending the kids to iraq

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Heres a list of the house members who voted not to withdraw the troops from Iraq, despite the fact that they know the whole thing is a lie, and a quagmire. The people who voted No on this don't care that your kids are dying in the war. Don't forget they make money off of it. I'm sure you understand.
House.gov

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL 220

Pricilla Owen hasn't even started work yet, and already judges are telling parents What religion they can, and can't teach their kids.
Indy Star.com

Judge: Parents can't teach pagan beliefs

Excerpt: An Indianapolis father is appealing a Marion County judge's unusual order that prohibits him and his ex-wife from exposing their child to "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals."
H.L.s Take: I think the Bill of Rights. mentions something about Freedom of Religion.


CNS News

Weepy Voinovich Begs for 'No' Vote on Bolton

Excerpt: Sen. George Voinovich (R-Ohio) choked up on the Senate floor, as he urged his colleagues to vote against Bolton's nomination on Thursday: ''I'm afraid that when we go to the [Senate] well, that too many of my colleagues -- (voice breaking) -- that too many of my colleagues are not going to understand that this appointment is very, very important to our country," Voinovich said.
H.L.s Take: Hey George, you should join the Democrats, they are used to crying.


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