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Go to The Hollywood Liberal's Main Page. May 13, 2005. As I was making up my comics yesterday I had a feeling I might get some negative reaction by someone who has little or no reading comprehension, and I was right, I did. For your entertainment I present you with:  from Sidu make a comic stating condi has a half black and half monkey baby...you liberals are the true racists but you wait til it's a conservative then you let yr true feelings about black people fly i am glad u are on their side..i am glad i left the democratic party years ago ...i love people like u ..u help the republicans ..so keep it up.. i am sending yr website link to all my friends who are democrats except me ...yr website may even turn them into republicans ....we will see ..i have made more republicans than babara bush using democratic rhetoric..so please keep it up (To see the comic in question scroll down to yesterdays posting, right below this letter) Wow there is so much to work with here. OK lets break it down line by line. Here's my response. Thank you for writing. If there was ever a more fitting tribute to the stupidity, and ignorance of Republicans this letter is it; Thank You. How would you like to become the H.L.s resident Republican commentator? You could send in your inane, and retarded, comments to anything I write, and I will post them. First of all chief, you were never a Democrat, so stop lying just like the typical lifelong ditto monkey imbecile you are. Judging by your writing style I would guess you are about 13 years old, and therefore don't know Shit from Shineola, but just to humor you, lets go over this masterpiece of an email. u make a comic stating condi has a half black and half monkey baby... First of all the word is "You" not "u", but even if it was "u", you are supposed to capitalize the first word of a sentence, So you should have said: U make a comic stating condi has a half black and half monkey baby... You still would have gotten it wrong, but at least you would have gotten the rule right. Hey Sid is this the way you are going to write up your resumes, and cover letters, when you start looking for your first job at the Piggly Wiggly in 3 years from now. You'll be lucky to get a job collecting my trash. Now as to the comment itself: I did not make a comic stating that Condi had a half black, and half monkey baby. On the contrary, my statement said that Condi does NOT have a half black and half monkey baby, nor does she want one. That's why she's taking birth control so she doesn't get pregnant with a half black (Condi), and half monkey (Bush) baby. They say if you have to explain a joke it's probably not funny, but you Sid, were the only one who wrote in and didn't get it. So if you have to explain it to one retarded Republican, then that doesn't count. you liberals are the true racists but you wait til it's a conservative then you let yr true feelings about black people fly. First of all "yr," I guess that is some kind of pre teen shorthand for "your". This is what I love about Republicans; say anything no matter how ridiculous, no matter how opposite from the truth it is. No one will challenge it because you are all too stupid to discern what the jist of the statement was, if you can read at all. So I am a racist? is that right Sid? Why, because I said that Condi Rice is black? Well by looking at the picture I would say that is true, so how does that make me a racist? If anything I am a Monkeyist, by implying that George W. Bush is a monkey I am besmirching the good name of all monkeys everywhere, sorry about that to all you monkeys out there, (the real ones I mean, not the republicans.) So I guess the party of JFK, LBJ, and Bill Clinton are the true racists, not the party of Storm Thurmond, Jesse Helms, and Trent Lott. Ok whatever you say Sid. You also say that I am attacking "conservatives," Well lets see they loot the treasury, put the nation trillions of dollars in debt, give tax breaks to people who drive SUVs, and allow big business to ruin the environment; so what exactly are they conserving?? That is such a stupid title to give these bastards. i am glad u are on their side.. Sidney, Sidney, again with the third grade writing. You know if you are going to write in to a website and critique, its only common sense to write like someone with a little intelligence, and education; but I guess its not how you write, its also what you say, so either way you show yourself to be the ignorant person you are. i am glad i left the democratic party years ago ...i love people like u ..u help the republicans ..so keep it up.. Come on Sid, you are 13 years old, you were never a Democrat (and neither am I for that matter) I am glad you love people like me, we could all use a little more love in the world; and yes I do help the Republicans, the smart ones anyway, by pointing out the hypocrisy that you base your lives on everyday. I fully intend on keeping it up Sid, thanks for the inspiration i am sending yr website link to all my friends who are democrats except me ... Well Sid you really stumped me on this one. So you have a lot of friends that are Democrats? But why would you hang out with a bunch of racists since you obviously love the black man so much? I mean, doesn't it go against your lofty principles to hang out with people who are 180 degrees apart from you in terms of your philosophical beliefs? You say "except me," so you are not going to send a link to my website to yourself?? Also it sounds like you are saying you are a Democrat, and you are a friend to yourself. Nothing wrong with that, they say you should be your own best friend. Lets look at it one more time, just for laughs. i am sending yr website link to all my friends who are democrats except me ... Classic Sid, Classic. yr website may even turn them into republicans ....we will see .. Only if they possess the same intellectual processes of reason that you do Sid, and that's not really my target demographic, but go ahead Sid, make my day. Send the link to my site to every Democrat you know, I bet you that not one of them turns Republican because of it. Oh and thanks for the extra readers, maybe some of them will like the site and send me donations. i have made more republicans than babara bush using democratic rhetoric..so please keep it up You mean Barbara Bush? Which one? The old battle axe who doesn't give a damn about how many people in the war die because she can't waste her beautiful mind on that kind of thing? Or are you talking about Young Barbara that well know drunken slut. Sid if you are turning Democrats into Republicans then I am turning water into wine. Like I said though thanks for the feedback and help, and I am serious about you being my Republican commetator so get back to me. Sincerely Yours H.L. P.S. Have a nice day. Read The Next H.L. Back Issue To see all of the Issues. Go to our Back Issues Page |